That Don't Impress Me Much
Keďže Shania je taká kočka, tak má právo si stanoviť svoje požiadavky ( ktoré nás chlapov budú zaujímať ). Shania svoje požiadavky povedela , samozrejme, humorným spôsobom. I would write a lot more , not only about this song, but i got the feeling that won't impress her much.
Text:
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Oo-Oh-Oh
That don't impress me much!
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No
Alright! Alright!
You're Tarzan!
Captain Kirk maybe.
John Wayne.
Whatever!
That don't impress me much!
Preklad:
Poznala som viacerých chlapov, ktorí si mysleli, že sú celkom múdry
Ale ty medzi nimi vynikáš
Myslíš, že si génius- prívádzaš ma do šialenstva
Si priemerný originál, taký pán všade som bol, všetko viem
OOh-oo-oh, myslíš si, že si niečo extra
Oh-oo-oh, myslíš si, že vyčnievaš z radu
OK, si raketový inžinier
To na mňa neurobí veľký dojem
No dobre, myslí ti to, ale máš cit?
Nepochop ma zle, myslím si, že si OK
Ale to ma nezahreje cez noc
To na mňa neurobí veľký dojem
Poznala som chlapa, ktorý si nosil zrkladlo vo vačku
A hrebeň v rukáve- len pre istotu
A všetok ten extra gél na vlasy čo máš vo vlasoch to určite udrží
Nedajbože aby jediný vlások nebol na svojom mieste
OOh-oo-oh, myslíš si, že si niečo extra
Oh-oo-oh, myslíš si, že vyčnievaš z radu
Ok, tak si Brad Pitt
To na mňa neurobí veľký dojem
Síce vyzeráš dobre, ale máš cit?
Nepochop ma zle, myslím si, že si OK
Ale to ma nezahreje cez noc
To na mňa neurobí veľký dojem
Si jeden z tých chlapov, ktorí leštia svoje mašiny
Musim si vyzuť topánky predtým, ako ma pustíš dovnútra
Stále neverím, že dávaš svojmu autu dobrú noc
Povedz, že si zo mňa uťahuješ, že!
OOh-oo-oh, myslíš si, že si niečo extra
Oh-oo-oh, myslíš si, že vyčnievaš z radu
Ok, tak máš auto
To na mňa neurobí veľký dojem
Síce más tie správne pohyby, ale máš cit?
Nepochop ma zle, myslím si, že si OK
Ale to ma nezahreje cez noc
To na mňa neurobí veľký dojem
Myslíš si, že si cool, ale máš cit?
Nepochop ma zle, myslím si, že si OK
Ale to ma nezahreje cez dlhú, studenú, osamelú noc
To na mňa neurobí veľký dojem
Ok, čo si myslíš? Že si Elvis alebo čo?
Oo-Oh-Oh
To na mňa neurobí veľký dojem!
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No
Dobre! Dobre!
Si Tarzan!
Možno Captain Kirk
Alebo... John Wayne?
To je jedno!
To na mňa neurobí veľký dojem!
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